Random Facts About the Artist

• Was once willing to trade his youngest son for a boat. Fact: The boat didn’t need to work.

• Loves pie. Believes cake is overrated.

• Won an $800 toilet seat once in a writing contest. And although he’s failed to install it in his master bathroom due to plumbing and electrical codes, his wife won’t let him forget it. Ever.

• Occasionally makes pancake art.

• Can’t skip. Never learned.

• Hides desserts in his home from his children. 

• Was hired by Audi to make pancake art for their board of directors during the 2016 Geneva Auto Show.

• Enjoys baking blackberry cobbler.

• Has more cats in his home than he wants to have cats in his home. 

• Can name all seven dwarfs but one. 

• Occasionally takes commissions. (Ask about it here.)

• Enjoys monster movies.

• Believes in naps.